Dec 16, 2019 - Merch Store: Umm...Have You Seen Our Keys?

Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2019 16:07
Subject: Merch Store: Umm...Have You Seen Our Keys?
From: JoCo Cruise
To: booked cruisers

ALERT: Merch Store Open 48 Extra Hours 'cause Paul Lost the Damn Keys

The JoCo Cruise 2020 Online Merch Store was supposed to close for good tonight. But while we were getting things ready this afternoon, Paul slapped his pants pockets and got a pained expression. Despite his repeated protestations of "not my fault" and attempts to blame it on the Inventory Monkeys messing with his stuff, the keys to the front door are missing. (Yes, we looked under the couch cushions; that's the first place we looked.)

Thanks to the busy Holiday Season, it's gonna take us two full days to get new keys cut. So for the time being, we must remain open and keep the store staffed 24/7. (Paul gets the first overnight shift.)

But this is, we promise, your very last chance to buy JoCo Cruise 2020 merch at their lowest available prices! The merch store will only stay open through Wednesday, December 18th . (Also, we secretly think it may have indeed been the Inventory Monkeys, but we won't tell Paul that because it's too much fun to watch him get all mad and defensive.)

Side note: the challenge coins were errantly marked as "sold out" for the past day or two, but they are in fact still available. So if you wanted one and thought they were gone, you've still got the chance to grab one. (Or several.)

Image link: https://booking.jococruise.com/2020/shop/merch/

82 days!

THO.

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