Apr 7, 2017 - Worst First Page and Surveys!

Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2017 19:19
Subject: Worst First Page and Surveys!
From: JoCo Cruise Booking
To: booked cruisers

Oh, Hai Again!

We know the cruise is over (booooo!), but we had a few more items we thought you might be interested in (yaaaay!).

Worst First Page

One particular highlight for us this year was the variety show's "Worst First Page", wherein several of our performers presented the first page to a made-up, intentionally terrible fantasy or sci-fi novel. And boy , were those entries wonderfully, epically awful.

As promised, we've published everyone's stories so the whole group can enjoy them (since Red Team and Gold Team heard different stories from different authors). Below are several different formats. As a bonus, it includes the official lyrics to "The Shire", Aimee Mann and Ted Leo's re-lyric'd version of "Ikea" from this year's "The Both After Dark" event. (NOTE: This document is strictly for 2017 Sea Monkeys; please don't publicly repost.)

Worst First Page - PDF Worst First Page - Word Document Worst First Page - Rich Text Format

If anyone converts it to any other formats, please send those our way and we'll gladly forward along the new version(s) to the larger group.

Exit Survey Highlights

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